Boobs, Boobage, Breasticles, Bolt-ons, Gazongas, Knockers, Melons, Tatas, Titties…..what other human body part has so many names…..the list is endless but you get the point so let’s be real.
GUYS LOVE BOOBS. If we didn’t, we wouldn’t have a gazillion names for them starting from elementary school.
GIRLS LOVE TO SHOW THEM OFF. Push-up bras, low cut tops, side-boob, cleavage, setting them free to bounce around under a t-shirt….. Girls know fully well that they are driving guys all around them completely crazy.
SOME GIRLS EVEN LOVE TO FLASH THEM……especially at the beach, river or lake with their friends, beer in hand and music pumping.
“Motorboating” isn’t just about well…..motorboats, right guys ? We stare, our heads wondering what the rest of those beautiful, curved mounds of flesh looks like and all we want is to bury our faces between them.
Booby Bumpers ™ was born around the Thanksgiving dinner table with a bunch of boaters laughing about how Truck balls were so popular, coming in all colors and seen on pickup trucks across America. We Americans are a strange bunch of people, still stuck with all of these Puritan “values” from 300 years ago that the rest of the world just laughs while they go topless on the beach and celebrate the human body. So, a “few” drinks, some bottles of wine and way too much food later, one of the GIRLS came up with boat fenders shaped like a pair of breasts.
So, yeah, we’re doing it. Free the nipple ????? Hell, FREE THE WHOLE TATA !!!! Whether hanging on your boat, your wakeboarding tower, your dock, your man cave wall, your front door…..who cares !
Ask yourselves, how many of us have been directly impacted or have watched a mother, sister, grandmother, wife, or daughter fight this battle? And, hopefully win?! It’s ubiquitous by nature with one-in-eight women contracting the disease annually. The only advantage seems to be in early detection.
For those of you who saw our Booby Blinker ™ product, well, if you’re a dude and you’re willing to sport those on your truck vs. those ball sacks, then you’ll probably earn serious lovin’ from your lady. Actually it takes balls to mount boobs on your truck so HELL YEAH
LADIES….the guys have testicles hanging from their trucks. There’s NO way those are going on YOUR pickups but what about Blinkers in your hitch that LIGHT UP with your brakes and turn signals ? They give a whole new meaning to Flashing Your Titties !!!! Balls are ugly anyways but a woman’s breasts ?
Obviously, we care……about BOOBS ! And specifically about women’s health and breast cancer. Booby Bumper has committed to contribute a portion of our proceeds to Breast Cancer Research and Treatment organizations so your purchase is actually a commitment to make a difference for those women affected.